I Wanna Go Rock Climbing!

I was looking around for some rock climbing destinations close to Chennai. Why rock climbing? Well, it’s completely physical and physical exertion is good. So I started up Google and visited some travel and adventure sites.

I found out that some place called Kambakkam some 100 kilometres North of Chennai had some good rock faces for climbing. The problem was, that’s all I found. There was absolutely no other information about Kambakkam. All the fifteen websites I visited had the same sentence:

Kambakkam at a distance of around 100 km from Chennai provides good climbing in many grades while Hampi in Karnataka has some of the best granite rocks in India providing the climbers ample opportunities to test their skills.

The same thing over and over and over again. Do all travel websites copy paste from each other?!

So, anyway, if you have any information about this tell me. And if you want to come along, you’re welcome. Unless you’re asthmatic or obese.

Category: Introspection

105 Responses to “I Wanna Go Rock Climbing!”

  1. Sandy says:

    hey dude,im not asthmatic or obese,i ll come along with you!



  2. Sandy says:

    but rock climbing only after my semester exams.is that okie???



  3. Marc Z says:

    After our semesters only.



  4. George says:

    Dude, why not do the normal thing, and actually go there and make up your mind about the place. It’s only a hundred kilometres, should take you 2 hours at your über slow pace.



  5. Marc Z says:

    We can’t go there and find a ‘tea kada’ near some mountains with absolutely nothing to get us started. This is India.

    Also, I think we need training before we start climbing.



  6. Suren says:

    i’ll come if you agree to join me scaling the kanchenjunga.
    i heard that some place near Tada on the way to Andhra was good for rock climbing.



  7. George says:

    Kanchenjunga ish nothing. I’ve done it naked with one leg tied to my left nostril and the other to my hair.



  8. Marc Z says:

    We’re talking about rock climbing, not drug induced hallucinations. Go away George.

    Uh, Suren, perhaps we should start small.



  9. George says:

    Keep saying that someone might believe it, Z.

    And I know of this little ant-hill in my college, want to try? Or do you need equipment and training?



  10. Marc Z says:

    I’m talking about serious rock climbing, with safety ropes and pegs and stuff. Not clambering over some boulders.



  11. George says:

    Dude, too many pegs isn’t safe.



  12. Marc Z says:

    Only if you drink them.



  13. Suren says:

    LMAO
    idiot george we’re talking about climbing near vertical rock faces. you need equips and training.



  14. George says:

    But you have no ekkips. I think chital and wild dog drops pylon and rope at 0.3%, you have a lot of grinding to do. Tell me if you get a SoJ though, I’ll pay for it.

    And vertical rock faces are bad places for levelling, I suggest bloody foothills.



  15. Vinod says:

    Hey dude. Count me in. I always wanted to go rock climbing. Its really cool man.



  16. Vin says:

    Why? why do you want to risk your life on something that insects and reptiles do for a living?
    Man, rock climbing is pointless. unless you are soldier or some search and rescue guy.
    A good workout can be done by just walking around chennai and doing some chores, like cleaning your room or something.



  17. Arun says:

    @ Vin

    Rock climbing is pointless I agree but not monotonous. Its something else - adventurous. I don’t think cleaning one’s room is adventurous. Walking around Chennai is certainly welcoming death with arms wide open. It requires the same amount of gear as for mountain climbing too.



  18. Sundar says:

    Rock climbing will be fun…



  19. Marc Z says:

    George, you’re a total n00b. Cliff sniping man! Easy levelling. ‘Ekkips’ indeed. (Btw, anyone else get what he said?)

    Vinny, rock climbing is not for a workout, man. If we needed some exercise we’d play FIFA 2006. Like Arun said, it’s an adventure. And it’s fun too. The physical exertion adds to the adventure. Weren’t you always climbing stuff as a child? This is just a bigger scale.

    Arun, you made me laugh. Chennai is indeed more dangerous than rock climbing.



  20. George says:

    Cleaning my room is adventurous! I’m willing to give you a chance at it on payment of a just 400 rupees per head, I’ll provide all the gear. Exotic animals, ruined cities, mud flats, mountains. All you could ever want. I’m even willing to hire my brother out as a guide, but that will be 100 rupees per head given to me.

    You are responsible for your own lives though, and if anything happens I’m not responsible.



  21. Marc Z says:

    I’m not selling my head, thanks.



  22. George says:

    Oh don’t be a spoilsport, it’ll look nice on a stake.



  23. Marc Z says:

    But I don’t like steak.



  24. Sandy says:

    23 comments including mine,for this entry?
    let’s see how long this goes!



  25. Marc Z says:

    You have to come up with irrelevant comments for that to happen.

    Oh yeah, you also have to have a George-type person around.



  26. Sandy says:

    Aah,you have posted another one right there.perhaps,without a doubt,irrelevant comments come up when you post something like this sort.but still,does this particular entry deserve these many comments?



  27. George says:

    “Does anyone deserve comments?” is what I asked my philosophy professor, who’s a strange fellow who says that “Vande Mataram” is the same as “One day in Mambalam” if you don’t know the meanings for either. He even made some girl, his niece sing it that way. So anyway, does anyone deserve comments? Especially from someone named after something you find on the beach?



  28. Marc Z says:

    That’s Sarin Gopan from my class in college. (Tell him about the gas.)

    Sarin, usually there about some 5 or 6 comments. Then George comes in and BOOM! Mini forum in comments section.



  29. Sandy says:

    i guess “the man frm the jungle” needs to ve some civilization force driven into his hard skull which has some thing, u find on the beachhhh, in plentiful.



  30. Hari says:

    Well, Vande Mataram and One day in Mambalam sort of get sync. Nice one there. But, Rock climbing ain’t for fatsoes like myself.

    Marc, After climbing 10-12 feet, you’ll probably swoon dude. Get some stuff in your body first.

    But you have no ekkips. I think chital and wild dog drops pylon and rope at 0.3%, you have a lot of grinding to do. Tell me if you get a SoJ though, I’ll pay for it.

    And vertical rock faces are bad places for levelling, I suggest bloody foothills.

    Honestly george, I couldn’t make out what you were trying to say.



  31. Marc Z says:

    And you never will, you non-game playing weirdo.

    Dude, I have good upper body strength. Ask my classmates.



  32. George says:

    Marc will probably be blown around by the zephyrs his name suggests.

    Haha sarin, I have deep space vacuum in my head. I paid a lot for it, so I’m not having you mistake it for sand.

    Ah hari, you have not experienced the MMORPG surge of the 200x’s



  33. Marc Z says:

    He hasn’t experienced any surge.



  34. George says:

    I experienced a power surge once. It destroyed my monitor. Then I bought a UPS.



  35. Marc Z says:

    Power surges usually destroy motherboards. Everything around you is weird, George.



  36. George says:

    Tell my dad that. He was complaining about it so much he finally replaced the monitor and bought a new computer.



  37. Marc Z says:

    Why did he replace the monitor if he was buying a new computer?



  38. George says:

    So that we now have two computers.



  39. Marc Z says:

    Well, euler does get me more points so I’m not complaining.



  40. George says:

    Who’s he? Some friend of yours?



  41. Marc Z says:

    Some random guy I met on a forum.



  42. George says:

    Euler it seems. So still planning on going rock climbing? Maybe some Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Malmsteen would be appropriate while you’re doing your stuff.



  43. Suren says:

    ewwww.. maiden is nice for working out, along with godsmack, rhapsody, disturbed and stuff like that.
    for climbing mountains you gotta have survivor!
    Face to face, out in the heat
    Hanging tough, staying hungry…

    which reminds me, i need food.



  44. George says:

    Someone didn’t get the pun. Anyways, you have as much hanging tough physical effort every year as a hibernating bear has every winter.



  45. Marc Z says:

    That lame pun was meant to be ignored.

    For rock climbing, you need Aqua. If you make it to the top alive with that playing, it shows you have real strength.

    Hey, I want food too. Give me!



  46. Hari says:

    Dude, I have good upper body strength. Ask my classmates

    Thats the best joke I have heard all day!



  47. Marc Z says:

    You’re fat blob that will die of obesity in a few years so you shouldn’t really be laughing. Like I said, ask my classmates.



  48. Suren says:

    marc doing pull ups doesn’t confirm you have upper body strength. you need to target specific muscles, go the gym man.



  49. Marc Z says:

    I meant above average strength. Gym is too monotonous and mechanical.



  50. Suren says:

    above average just isn’t good enough. you simply get tired and let go after few meters itself.



  51. Marc Z says:

    We’ll have to test that theory out. I have lesser body mass to support, you forget.



  52. George says:

    Stop talking and do it already, yer lazy bums.



  53. Marc Z says:

    After the exams, you damn arts student!



  54. Vinod says:

    Well he has good upper body strength… thats true…



  55. Marc Z says:

    There ya go, you skeptics!



  56. George says:

    How much did you pay Vinod? I’ll say it too if you’ll pay me.



  57. Marc Z says:

    That was straight from the heart, baby!

    George, I’m arm wrestling you next time we meet.



  58. George says:

    I always did wonder about your relationship with Vinod.

    @arm wrestling: HAHA! Take a couple of days off, and then read that again, and compare it to what you would have said in the 7th standard. :D



  59. Suren says:

    thoo @ marc
    pathu push up seyya vakku illai, arm wrestling kekudha unakku?



  60. Marc Z says:

    Recall how I drew with Sid Adam in school?



  61. Suren says:

    thats all you can say, thats all you can say.

    anyway, we/you should go and inquire about the facilities as soon as your exams end. we shall have climbed rock by the dawn of the new year.



  62. Marc Z says:

    Yes indeed. But I warn you, my contacts are limited in these matters so you go find some info too.



  63. George says:

    My contacts are limited too, I can only wear them while awake and for 8 hours at a stretch.

    You guys will never get round to this with your laziness. Up and at ‘em, lazy bums.



  64. Suren says:

    old joke george, it used to be funny in its day but not now.

    i don’t know anyone either.



  65. George says:

    Heh, I wasn’t aware. I’ve had mine only a year now :)

    That’s just awesome. Why do you need to know someone to climb a freaking rock?



  66. Arun says:

    Are you Superhuman, George?



  67. Marc Z says:

    Sub-human, actually.

    You can’t just climb random rocks, George. You need training and equipment as you are well aware.

    It’s not even a very good joke George. I’ve used contact lenses for 4 years now.



  68. Arun says:

    Yeah. You know what, George? We’re going to perform stunts too. Exactly like in ‘Vertical limit’ but there’d no snow and we’ll be bruised all over and Marc will not cause he has a good ‘upper body strength’.



  69. George says:

    Haha Arun, haha.

    Marc, sometimes I wonder if all you do is sit and talk about what you’re going to do. :D



  70. Suren says:

    ahahaha.. sub-human.
    now its exam time georgus, can’t get any work done now.



  71. George says:

    Ah, okay. Just see, if you guys don’t ever get round to this, I’ll make sure your kids find about this.



  72. Marc Z says:

    You should be more worried about your kids finding out all the stuff you did.

    It’d easy for you to say I don’t act on things but you see I study in an engineering college. Enough said.



  73. George says:

    If you say so, well, atleast you have company then.



  74. Suren says:

    tut, tut, tut marcus that shouldn’t be your excuse for everything.



  75. Marc Z says:

    You’re in Anna Univ, what do you know?



  76. Suren says:

    tut, tut, tut marcus that shouldn’t be your excuse for everything.



  77. Marc Z says:

    Couldn’t think of a comeback for that, so you repeat what you just said. Typical Anna University.



  78. Suren says:

    tut, tut, tut, marcus that shouldn’t be your excuse for everything.



  79. Marc Z says:

    See what I mean? You’re behaving like your classmates now!



  80. Suren says:

    not true, my classmates wouldn’t understand whats going on. besides they would have replied with a mugged up portion from some text book.



  81. Sundar says:

    Is this a blog or a chat screen? Or scrap book perhaps???

    Marc.. your blog is a good replacement for orkut.

    wiyoats.
    Sundar.



  82. George says:

    Are you a human or a mechanical pink bunny? Or a round mineral-based energy drink?!

    You’re a good replacement for Barney, here’s your costume. You start work today.

    Because they’re easy to digest, okay? OKAY?!



  83. George says:

    Also, I forgot to sign my name at the end for the sake of redundancy because I know that my name is already displayed above my comment.



  84. Marc Z says:

    You just want to reach 100 comments, don’t you? Admit it.

    Yes, Sundar. 83 comments for a single blog post, all by the same group of people, is odd.



  85. Suren says:

    still planning on rock climbing?



  86. Marc Z says:

    Yes. Definitely. In these summer hols if possible.



  87. Arun says:

    Where? Where? Where?



  88. Marc Z says:

    Dunno. Suren bumped it.



  89. Suren says:

    indeed, if possible…



  90. Marc Z says:

    Someone emailed me about this post but it was in spam and I deleted it accidentally.

    Damn, that makes this the 90th comment.



  91. George says:

    Okay, this is bad. Even I don’t understand what was going in #82.



  92. George says:

    Ohhh! Why oats. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh shit. Also, suren’s tut tut tut is super hilarious!



  93. Marc Z says:

    I think the word you’re looking for is ‘retarded’.



  94. Suren says:

    hilarious, absolutely hilarious.



  95. Sundar says:

    95



  96. igaratza says:

    I will be in Channai for some days in february. Does anyone want to go climbing to Kambakkan? Or do you have any information how to find it, some topos… anything?
    My e-mail:igaratzafu@yahoo.es

    Thanks



  97. igaratza says:

    I will be in Channai for few days in february. I would like to go climbing in Kambakkan. Does anyone wanna come? Or do you have information of hoe to reach, some topos…
    My email address is: igaratzafu@yahoo.es
    Any information is welcomed!



  98. Kavi says:

    So guys, did you finally go rock climbing????



  99. Marc says:

    Thanks for bumping up a 2 year old post. And no, we didn’t.



  100. sathya says:

    Hi Guys,

    Incase you guys havent gone to kambakkam as yet, it is a reserve forest area. It would be best if you enquire/search online about TADA FALLS/TADA. People around there (except the cops at a police station around the area) dont know KAMBAKKAM. Its on the way to Srikalahasti from chennai. Take the Red Hills road from chennai… I remember a small village called ‘pudi’ a few kms before that…



  101. Kavi says:

    yeah… i know its an old post… however juz wanted to find out if you guys really made it up after so much of discussions……



  102. Marc says:

    There is like 1 place in the entire city and eventually we lost interest.



  103. Kavi says:

    well… you can try going to munnar.. even though it takes much time…. or kodai were they would let you go trekkin’….. munnar is a fantastic place though



  104. Marc says:

    Trekking is different. And we did that in Connor. Kindof.



  105. Kavi says:

    Cool……



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