Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows leaked? Not!
The PDF file that people are distributing as the leaked version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is actually fan fiction from here. (Thanks to Adithya for the link.)
Wait your turn for the book release like everyone else.
Note that if anyone reveals any part of the story to me after the book is released I shall never speak to them again. I hate idiots who spoil stories.
Category: Misc
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
you wrote this entry for google hits, didn’t you?
typo in third para “Note that I if…”
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I most certainly did not.
I wrote it for people who think they have the electronic version of the book.
Corrected typo.
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:05 pm
You are right dude. The beginning of the pdf which i have is weird. She never starts a harry potter series like that.
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Ron goes out with Hermione
Harry goes out with Ginny
Ron’s elder brother who’s a pain in the ass dies.
In Saw, the killer is lying on the floor
In Ender’s Game, he’s actually controlling the fleet
In … oh, got carried away.
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Ha ha! That was hilarious, George. You get carried away a lot.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
i dont like the harry potter series. the story is a big drag i feel. the author could hav finished the whole story in 1 book i think..why write so many books for that.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Abhishek, no way dude. You can’t finish the entire story in one book and still make it good.
George, eat this: http://craphound.com/images/spoilertee.jpg
May 24th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Saw that on digg.
Hilarious.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
You are right marc. Its impossible to finish it in one book. She mentioned that they have to study 7 yrs in school. So one book wont be good and interesting.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Agreed. It’ll also make the story rushed and you can’t cram in all the detail.
May 25th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I actually downloaded the book just to see how good it is… I liked it till about the second or so chapter, where Ginny talks about wanting to shag for Harry…
wiyoats.
Sundar.
May 25th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
What? That actually happens in that version?
May 25th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
What the…? Okay fine, she’s the one who’s writing the stuff. Sundar, are you sure you didn’t download some stupid ‘erotica’ fan fiction crap? Sounds like that.
May 26th, 2007 at 6:49 am
I am sure thats the version that everyone was touting to be the leaked version… No it isnt outright erotica, the writer tries to get the story moving along with a good deal of relevance, but yes there is a strong emphasis on erotica…
wiyoats.
Sundar.
May 26th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Dude, that’s just ridiculous man. It’s so funny. What a brilliant idea! Let’s make it adult literature. Wait, who even reads that crap anyway?
May 26th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Yeah, start out as a kid’s book and turn into an adult novel.
May 26th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
I read them! Erotica is better than the original book!
Sundar.
May 27th, 2007 at 2:13 am
Oh. Brilliant.
May 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Alright, Sundar, do _not_ link me to this. The last thing I want to see is Harry Potter porn. Jesus.
May 28th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Mail it to him, Sundar.
May 28th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Voldemort would be called The Porn lord then. ‘You know who’ did it with her.
May 28th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Ha. Good one.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:55 am
What do u expect from fan fiction written by people like Ragha!
May 29th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Yeah, full of horrible puns and thinly veiled sexual innuendo.