LOLCODE - A Programming Language For Everyone!

I found a new programming language called LOLCODE currently under development that hopes to bring the power of other high level languages to the Internet Explorer-using masses.

Here are some examples that demonstrate the flexibility and simplicity of the code. The actual meaning of the code is beyond me but all you B.E. computer science nerds should be able to figure it out.

COUNT!!1:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

FILEZORZ:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE “LOLCATS.TXT”?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE “ERROR!”
KTHXBYE

IF / THEN / ELSE Implementation
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10 O RLY?
YA RLY
BTW this is true
VISIBLE “BIG NUMBER!”
NO WAI
BTW this is false
VISIBLE “LITTLE NUMBER!”
KTHX
KTHXBYE

If you wish to contribute to the development of this language or find more code snippets visit their home page. LOLCODE

Category: Internet, Software

Posted: Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 2:21 pm.

13 Responses to “LOLCODE - A Programming Language For Everyone!”

Ashok says:
May 31st, 2007 at 4:52 pm

HAI
VISIBLE “KEWL FIND”
VISIBLE “Rules for STFU PLS”
IZ “READER IGNORANT OF LOLCODE”
OHYEAH
BTW welcome in
NOWAI
BTW GTFO
KTHX
KTHXBYE
Arun says:
May 31st, 2007 at 9:17 pm

HAI
CAN HAS GEORGE?
VISIBLE “GEORGE PUN”
PLZ BAIL OUT
KTHX
KTHXBYE
George says:
May 31st, 2007 at 10:28 pm

Did you guys _have_ to do that? KTHXBYE is funny. kthxbai I remember from MMORPGs, too funny for words.
Marc Z says:
June 1st, 2007 at 12:24 am

You mean it’s usage as an exit statement is funny.

Ashok and Arun, you’re B.E. computer science people alright. Now please stop.
Suren says:
June 1st, 2007 at 2:09 am

sounds like a bunch of linkin park fans on acid.
Marc Z says:
June 1st, 2007 at 2:10 pm

What? Not really.
Suren says:
June 1st, 2007 at 11:20 pm

thats how linkin park fans talk. check out the orkut communities.
Marc Z says:
June 1st, 2007 at 11:44 pm

Check out any Orkut community then.

Whoever uses Orkut anyway?
George says:
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:34 am

lolemo GTFO! DON’T QQ ON MA INTARWEBS!!
Suren says:
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:27 pm

i use orkut.
Marc Z says:
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Sad.
George says:
June 2nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm

I use orkut. It’s nice.
Marc Z says:
June 2nd, 2007 at 6:32 pm

All the time like Suren?

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