Sun Glasses for Madras Eye?

So the bell rang for the first period and we were settling down in class. One of my classmates turned up wearing sun glasses. Nothing wrong with that, except people don’t wear shades inside the class.

So I ask this other dude what was going on.

Me: Dude, why is he wearing sun glasses indoors?
Dude: He has Madras Eye, da.
Me: Ok. So why is he wearing sun glasses indoors?
Dude: It’s Madras Eye da. It is so that other people won’t get affected.
Me: What?!
Dude: The rays from his eye will strike other people and they will get infected too.
Me: WHAT?!

Then I explain to him that only Superman can do shit like that. Sheesh. Why do people wear sun glasses (in Tamilnadu and possibly in other parts of India as well) when they get conjunctivitis?

The only halfway sensible reason would be to warn other people that they were infectious. (But is conjunctivitis infectious?) However most people think that the sun glasses prevent the infection from spreading.

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35 Responses to “Sun Glasses for Madras Eye?”

  1. George says:

    It’s quite infectious. Actually the glasses are to prevent the viruses from spattering outward whenever you blink. The glasses are like this shield. They ensure that the spattering viruses stay there and don’t get away.



  2. Marc says:

    Thank you, George. Your comment will probably get indexed and turn up for conjunctivitis cures.



  3. Suren says:

    its also called Chenneye by the way. and the glasses are probably to hide the inflamed eyes from public view. a matter of pride or something.



  4. Florchakh says:

    There’s also a thing called light intolerance (or photophobia), some people are forced to wear sunglasses everywhere they go 8)



  5. sindhu says:

    why is it called madras eye in the first place?

    and it is infectious. something like common cold, you know if the guy with it rubs his eyes and then shakes hands with you and you rub your eyes too, you are infected. not sure how the glasses stop that..

    and as for the glasses ..its probably the thing that caught on to save oneself from looking terrible in the eye with “chennaieye”..wew



  6. Arun M says:

    lol.. great post !

    @George
    You’re a damn nerd !



  7. Sundar says:

    Well, I used to think it was the reason Suren said, but I guess Florchak has got it right… I never wore sun glasses when I got conjunctivitis, and that was way back in fourth standard.

    Sundar.



  8. Marc says:

    Florchakh, conjunctivitis doesn’t make the eyes very light sensitive or anything.

    Sindhu, the glasses don’t stop that.

    Guys, Chennaieye and Chenneye just sounds stupid. Probably why it never caught on. (Unintentional pun.)

    Sundar, light sensitivity is not a symptom of conjunctivitis.



  9. Sundar says:

    My mom says I actually wore sunglasses to school when I had Madras eye just for the banda.. :D



  10. Marc says:

    Looks like everyone does it. But you don’t remember that?



  11. Sundar says:

    Nope.. Apparently I wore it for only one day or something… then I didnt wear them for one day, and cut the remaining days.



  12. George says:

    I still think I make more sense. Nerd, it seems. Asses.



  13. Marc says:

    Yeah, I wonder what Arun M was thinking.



  14. Vin says:

    Is Karunanidhi suffering from some sort of permanent Conjunctivitis?



  15. gowtham says:

    so wearing sunglasses doesnt work ah??????



  16. Marc says:

    Karunanidhi actually does have some eye problem, I think.



  17. George says:

    Karunanidhi has more than an eye problem.



  18. Marc says:

    You mean Jayalalitha?



  19. Vin says:

    What about Stevie wonder? Oh, wait, hes blind.



  20. Arun says:

    The eyes get sore. You wear glasses to reduce stress on the infected eye.



  21. Marc says:

    In what way?



  22. Anusha says:

    Well because of the itching and the oozing pus and all you can’t see that well. And remember that it IS an infection. So you’re sick and aren’t supposed to cause stress for your eyes. Direct sunlight can cause stress. So the sunglasses prevent that. But in all fairness you shouldn’t be out in the first place.



  23. Vinod says:

    Well i’ve been telling lots of people that it wont spread if we just see their eyes. But they never listen to me as usual. hehehe



  24. Sundar says:

    Maybe there’s some truth in this tales of rays of infection hitting people from one another’s eyes. Maybe its these kinds of myths that inspired the likes of superman. Maybe the doctors have all got it wrong… This definitely is food for thought.

    Sundar.



  25. Marc says:

    Direct sunlight causing stress? I doubt it.

    Sundar, maybe Cyclops (from the X-Men) actually has a form of conjunctivitis then?



  26. Sundar says:

    My thoughts precisely Marc. Only its on the verge of extinction as it cannot spread, but it incinerates whatever it encounters thereby losing potential hosts.



  27. Arun says:

    “Direct sunlight causing stress? I doubt it.”

    What do you doubt there? Not even a perfectly healthy eye is spared. Haven’t you heard of harmful UV rays?

    Suddenly people think they are ragha if they know ragha very much.



  28. Marc says:

    How is that related to Madras eye? Every eye is stressed. You don’t see everyone wearing shades.



  29. Arun says:

    It is irritated and reddish, Goddammit!! You can’t be having cool compresses all the time to reduce the inflammation. You don’t wish to have dust particles to cause more discomfort, do you?



  30. Marc says:

    First it was sunlight. Now it’s dust particles?

    Wearing sunglasses indoors reduces stress from sunlight perhaps?



  31. George says:

    I still think it’s to ensure that the virus doesn’t spatter.



  32. Sundar says:

    I agree with George.



  33. Arun says:

    I never said indoors! Well, what the hell. George is right.



  34. Anto libin says:

    Think its to reduce discomfort for the person luking into our eye.
    There can be reasons for wearing it outdoors but there can be no other reason to wear it indoors.



  35. Marc says:

    That is a very strange reason indeed. Vijaykanth should always wear sunglasses then.



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