Dumbledore Is A Fairy
It looks like not everyone heard about this. (Of course, no one reads George’s blog.) Arun sent me a text message first, telling me this totally unnecessary fact.
If you still don’t understand what the hell I’m talking about, read this.
This was one thing the world would have been better off not knowing. How the hell cares? The series is over.
You know what’s really gay? The ending.
Category: Books
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
I can’t read that article. Can you copy paste it here?
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 pm
What the… you took the time to comment but not read that article? Sheesh.
Plus no one seems to have got my smart post title.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
i know, for once you came up with a nice title and no one gets it. the fact of the matter is that rowling thought of dumbledore as gay and that he could have been in love with grindelwald which could have been the reason why he overlooked his evil tendencies.
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
I know, she didn’t actually declare him a homosexual but it was still completely unnecessary.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Crap, I’ve almost completely forgotten everything about HP. Too bad I left my collection back at home =(. The books here are in French. Hogwarts is called ‘Poudlard’.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Heh heh, she said ‘lard’.
Read them in French then. It should improve your language. Hopeless you’ll get even worse in English.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
hehe she said ‘pou’. it doesn’t make a difference to me whether dumbledore is gay or not. his sexual preference didn’t contribute to the series.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Go away you two. What’s wrong with poudlard? I’m getting the books soon Marc.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Heh heh, she said ‘lard’ again.
The French version or the English?
It is true that this piece of information did not contribute to the story in any way. So why did Rowling reveal this? Perhaps she’s planning a gay romance novel set in the same universe?
October 25th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
hehe she said ‘pou’ again. ‘pou’ is way funnier than ‘lard’.
she has money da, she can do what she wants plus now there’ll be renewed interest in the series. people will read all the books again with the dumbledore being gay viewpoint.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I’m going to read the french version. They’re showing the French version of HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban on Sunday. I’ll be seeing that too.
October 25th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Suren, only really really weird people will read it just for the homosexual viewpoint. Now if Harry were gay…
Anusha, I wish I could see that. They’ll be like “Nous allons Poudlard!” Heh heh.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I’ll get you the CD when I come back.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
if she got you to blog about it then she can very well get people to read the books again. people who wouldn’t have otherwise read the book will also buy a copy now, greedy she is.
now if hermione was homosexual. THAT would be interesting.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
She didn’t get me to blog about it. What are you talking about?
Now if Hagrid was homosexual… it would just be… gross.
October 28th, 2007 at 3:13 am
dude, you have a blog post on the subject that dumbledore is gay hence she got you to blog about it.
October 28th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Oh you meant Rowling. Right…
October 28th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Marc, you thought the ’she’ was who, then?
October 28th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Anne here.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Stop calling me ANNE!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Alright. Didn’t realise we were upsetting you, Anne.
November 8th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
I’ll have to call you marcus then. But then again, you like that.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Who said I liked it?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Shall we call him RANA TOR ‘MURC’ Kambi?
November 9th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Whatever is that?
November 9th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
marc, stop getting on anne’s case. its bad enough that she has the nick name anusha.
November 9th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Arun, what is “RANA TOR ‘MURC’ Kambi”???
Suren, Anusha is a lovely name. You dont even know what it means!
November 9th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
We do too.
November 9th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
gross, you’re the memoirs of lady fanshawe. you’re nothing but an account of events.
November 9th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Haven’t you heard of Rana-Tor steel rods? The ads are a regular on TV. “Rana Tor MURC kambi”? anyone?
November 10th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Hahaha, betrayed by Google.
Arun, I’ve never heard of it and I don’t think anyone here has either.
November 10th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
arun pioneering a new genre of humour – obscure mokkai. dude, no one can get that reference man.