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A Quick Guide To Chinese

If you travel to China a lot, this quick guide will help you learn some common Chinese sentences.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

01. Thatâ€™s not right – Sum Ting Wong
02. Are you harboring a fugitive – Hu Yu Hai Ding
03. See me ASAP – Kum Hia
04. Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
05. Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
06. Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan
07. I bumped the coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
08. I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
09. Itâ€™s Very dark in here – Wai So Dim
10. I Thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
14. Heâ€™s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pi
16. Great – Fa Kin Su Pah

This reminds me of Arun pretending to speak Japanese.

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Posted: Saturday, November 17th, 2007 at 3:44 pm.

9 Responses to “A Quick Guide To Chinese”

sindhu says:
November 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

lewl ^_^
karthik says:
November 17th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

If I travel to China a lot ?? Yea sure…. and i am sure some of the phrases will come in real handy!! good one though!! (I am not going to include a spoiler by saying that the abover words arent even………) Fill in the blanks yourself
Arun says:
November 17th, 2007 at 11:06 pm

I said those so-called Japanese words only to imitate a Japanese woman and counter Ragha’s mokka. For general information, Ragha plans to ‘correct’ this Japanese woman near my place. For some reason he calls her Chi Chong Ching although her name is Mrs. Suyo (?) Hatano. Yes, married.
Marc says:
November 17th, 2007 at 11:11 pm

Yes, I know. Which is why it reminded me of that. Maybe with this tutorial Ragha will have a chance (even though this is supposed to be Chinese).
Sundar says:
November 18th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Nice…
vijay says:
November 18th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

Its really funny
Vin says:
November 19th, 2007 at 11:19 am

Is that mandarin or Cantonese?

funny stuff!
Suren says:
November 20th, 2007 at 11:22 pm

xavier posted this on alternation. that was a long time ago.
Marc says:
November 20th, 2007 at 11:27 pm

O RLY?

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