More Internet Disruptions?

After rumours of a fifth undersea cable getting cut surfaced (unintended pun), our resident conspiracy theorist Xavier seems to think that the U.S. government somehow engineered these disruptions to throw the Middle East into chaos as a prelude to a war with Iran.

Some other sites think that this might be a terrorist attack. How plausible. And where would they get submarines from? It would probably be much cheaper and easier to repeat September 11.

One guy claims the warranty ran out and some other people remain convinced that this is a coordinated attack on humans by undersea monsters.

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7 Responses

  1. George says:

    Well, it is rather suspicious. I posted something similar too. However, the first two cables were not ‘cut’.

    Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

  2. Praveen says:

    Well, Xavier could be right dude! Who knows? This might be a part of Mr George W(icked) Bush’s secret deal with Pervert Musharaff so as to assist the latter to win the forthcoming so called “elections” in his country. First, a couple of cables were cut - 25% of Pakistan’s Internet Connections failed. So, maybe they are trying to cut more so as to totally cut communication systems… ;)

    Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

  3. Xavier says:

    Hey Hey Hey… i never said i believe it was the Americans …. i just pointed out it was odd that Israel and occupied Iraq are the only countries without any disruption ,

    It just seems Plausible that either Israel or the U.S are Behind it to gauge Iran’s response and the effect a communications blackout will have on their military.

    and terrorists getting their hands on a submarine is actually easier than youd expect. what with half a dozen former soviet republics striped for cash and with hundreds of old soviet diesel boats rusting in dry dock.

    I also remember an incident from a few years back when the Columbian military raided a drug lord’s compound and found his men putting the finishing touches to a submarine they built themselves to smuggle drugs into the U.S

    All things Considered it’s probably more difficult for Osama and his merry men get a halfway competent crew together than the submarine itself.

    Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

  4. George says:

    Ah yes Xavier, but that drug submarine was very dangerous to use. They could’ve been killed using that if they had. Someone picking up an old Orlyonok would be a story that I’d die to read.

    Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

  5. Marc Z says:

    George, it is indeed suspicious. More so since no one seems to know what exactly damaged the cables.

    PSP, Bush is evil enough to do that.

    Xavier, another strange thing is the way you capitalise random words in sentences. Normally I’d dismiss your suggestions as ridiculous but these things are quite possible these days.

    What a lot of funny phrases in the comments:

    • George W(icked) Bush
    • Pervert Musharaff
    • Osama and his merry men

    Posted on February 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

  6. Praveen says:

    Check out the following pic I found:

    [URL=http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=godzillasnapsl7.jpg][IMG]http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3251/godzillasnapsl7.th.jpg[/IMG]

    Posted on February 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

  7. Marc Z says:

    BBcode does not work on blogs. Use HTML.

    Funny picture. It might be the reason too.

    Posted on February 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

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