The Large Hadron Collider Will Be The End of Everything!
Mar
08
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator and hadron collider located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland. Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008. The LHC is expected to become the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator.
This device is worse than any thermonuclear bomb. It has the potential to create a tear in the fabric of space-time and destroy our entire Universe. This is how it looks like. Does this look safe to you? I don’t think so.
Act now and save the Universe! Please sign this petition to stop CERN from activating the LHC. They are trying to confuse us with some science mumbo jumbo but don’t be fooled by all that.
sharad says:
OH!….swell
Posted on March 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Karthik says:
Destroy the universe and science mumbo jumbo ? Cmon Marc, be reasonable.
Posted on March 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Karthik says:
but yea, no one can predict exactly as to what can happen.
Posted on March 8th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Arun says:
Hey, Wiki says it’s dangerous all right but aren’t you going too far saying the universe is at stake? Wiki claims that kind of high energy activity’s going around the galaxy all the time.
Posted on March 8th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Suren says:
i say crank it up right now, just to see what we’ll get.
Posted on March 8th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Gowtham says:
Seems like a greater devastating thing than Alayan’s mokkai. Yeah the wiki says it is dangerous. But haven’t the U.N. done something about it.
Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
George says:
Hell yeah, it’s a risk worth taking.
Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
crazyBugga says:
i dont kno wat u mean by all tat u said, leave alone the science mumbo-jumbo
Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Marc Z says:
You people need to loosen up.
Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Suren says:
they’re just following the tone you set.
Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
PlaneMad says:
What the hell, why would anyone ban something that looks that cool. F*ck the universe, i want one for my birthday
Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Anusha says:
Hehe, Marc’s telling people to loosen up?!!
Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Suren says:
what’s surprising about that? he’s always telling people to loosen up.
Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Anusha says:
Did you even read the post? After this post, he shouldn’t be the one to tell people to loosen up.
Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Marc Z says:
The point is, most of you people didn’t get it. Sad.
Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
George says:
I still think your incredible typo in our conversation was funnier.
Posted on March 11th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Marc Z says:
Yes, it was.
Posted on March 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Anusha says:
You meant Marc right?
Posted on March 12th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Marc Z says:
Yeah he does.
Posted on March 12th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
WARRIOR says:
we need to stop this even if its not a threat in the way we think it is its too dangerous a risk to take .we here in our little band support you entirely
Posted on April 16th, 2008 at 8:32 am