The Large Hadron Collider Will Be The End of Everything!

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator and hadron collider located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland. Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008. The LHC is expected to become the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator.

This device is worse than any thermonuclear bomb. It has the potential to create a tear in the fabric of space-time and destroy our entire Universe. This is how it looks like. Does this look safe to you? I don’t think so.

Act now and save the Universe! Please sign this petition to stop CERN from activating the LHC. They are trying to confuse us with some science mumbo jumbo but don’t be fooled by all that.

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20 Responses to “The Large Hadron Collider Will Be The End of Everything!”

  1. sharad says:

    OH!….swell



  2. Karthik says:

    Destroy the universe and science mumbo jumbo ? Cmon Marc, be reasonable.



  3. Karthik says:

    but yea, no one can predict exactly as to what can happen.



  4. Arun says:

    Hey, Wiki says it’s dangerous all right but aren’t you going too far saying the universe is at stake? Wiki claims that kind of high energy activity’s going around the galaxy all the time.



  5. Suren says:

    i say crank it up right now, just to see what we’ll get.



  6. Gowtham says:

    Seems like a greater devastating thing than Alayan’s mokkai. Yeah the wiki says it is dangerous. But haven’t the U.N. done something about it.



  7. George says:

    Hell yeah, it’s a risk worth taking.



  8. crazyBugga says:

    i dont kno wat u mean by all tat u said, leave alone the science mumbo-jumbo



  9. Marc says:

    You people need to loosen up.



  10. Suren says:

    they’re just following the tone you set.



  11. PlaneMad says:

    What the hell, why would anyone ban something that looks that cool. F*ck the universe, i want one for my birthday :)



  12. Anusha says:

    Hehe, Marc’s telling people to loosen up?!!



  13. Suren says:

    what’s surprising about that? he’s always telling people to loosen up.



  14. Anusha says:

    Did you even read the post? After this post, he shouldn’t be the one to tell people to loosen up.



  15. Marc says:

    The point is, most of you people didn’t get it. Sad.



  16. George says:

    I still think your incredible typo in our conversation was funnier.



  17. Marc says:

    Yes, it was.



  18. Anusha says:

    You meant Marc right?



  19. Marc says:

    Yeah he does.



  20. WARRIOR says:

    we need to stop this even if its not a threat in the way we think it is its too dangerous a risk to take .we here in our little band support you entirely



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