The Large Hadron Collider Will Be The End of Everything!
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator and hadron collider located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland. Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008. The LHC is expected to become the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator.
This device is worse than any thermonuclear bomb. It has the potential to create a tear in the fabric of space-time and destroy our entire Universe. This is how it looks like. Does this look safe to you? I don’t think so.
Act now and save the Universe! Please sign this petition to stop CERN from activating the LHC. They are trying to confuse us with some science mumbo jumbo but don’t be fooled by all that.

March 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
OH!….swell
March 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Destroy the universe and science mumbo jumbo ? Cmon Marc, be reasonable.
March 8th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
but yea, no one can predict exactly as to what can happen.
March 8th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Hey, Wiki says it’s dangerous all right but aren’t you going too far saying the universe is at stake? Wiki claims that kind of high energy activity’s going around the galaxy all the time.
March 8th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
i say crank it up right now, just to see what we’ll get.
March 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Seems like a greater devastating thing than Alayan’s mokkai. Yeah the wiki says it is dangerous. But haven’t the U.N. done something about it.
March 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Hell yeah, it’s a risk worth taking.
March 9th, 2008 at 11:48 am
i dont kno wat u mean by all tat u said, leave alone the science mumbo-jumbo
March 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
You people need to loosen up.
March 9th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
they’re just following the tone you set.
March 10th, 2008 at 12:47 am
What the hell, why would anyone ban something that looks that cool. F*ck the universe, i want one for my birthday
March 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Hehe, Marc’s telling people to loosen up?!!
March 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
what’s surprising about that? he’s always telling people to loosen up.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Did you even read the post? After this post, he shouldn’t be the one to tell people to loosen up.
March 10th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
The point is, most of you people didn’t get it. Sad.
March 11th, 2008 at 12:04 am
I still think your incredible typo in our conversation was funnier.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Yes, it was.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
You meant Marc right?
March 12th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Yeah he does.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:32 am
we need to stop this even if its not a threat in the way we think it is its too dangerous a risk to take .we here in our little band support you entirely