They Crippled Me

Stupid auto driver. He swerved right to avoid a tricycle, forcing me too close to an oncoming motorcycle. The foot pegs of the bikes clipped each other and my right foot took a beating. It’s bleeding from where a layer of skin was scraped off and parts of the foot still hurt from the impact.

Well, I stopped the bleeding with my makeshift handkerchief bandage (I get points for machismo) and absolutely refused to put any ointment on it (more points). Ointments… evil sticky messy things.

Now, where did I put that morphine syrette? Medic!

Category: Introspection

27 Responses to “They Crippled Me”

  1. George says:

    Oh shit, ouch dude. Your foot collided with a bike going in the opposite direction? I feel pain on your behalf, man. Totally. Got to suck.



  2. sharad says:

    WE WISH U A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND PRAY FOR YOUR RECOVERY- PRESIDENT of MARC fan club,INDIA



  3. Sindhu says:

    ROFL@^comment

    and hope leg gets okay soon.



  4. George says:

    Okay, I have to know this. Why is ‘fan club’ in small letters? It’s like you took a break with the Shift key.



  5. Karthik says:

    ROFL

    It had to happen to you after you made so much fun of Vinod.

    Don’t attempt biker stunts. You are not Ragha!!

    Was this after the exam today btw ? and is your bike alright ?



  6. Arun M says:

    LOL! Where’s the morphine!!?? Apply sulphur as well! It’ll be a great antiseptic :p



  7. Arun M says:

    LOL! Medic! and Morphine!

    What about sulphur?



  8. Marc Z says:

    George, it does indeed suck.

    Thanks, sharad and Sindhu for the well wishes.



  9. George says:

    By the way, don’t overdo the morphine. Leave some opiate for me.



  10. Arun says:

    And that handkerchief was unwashed too! Triple points for machismo. Of course, Ragha would have used a Lizol or a Domex to sterilize the wound. You are no match for that.



  11. George says:

    Bullshit, Ragha would have bitten out every single foreign body and pathogen in the wound, and then he would cauterised it using the silencer.

    Testing

    I like stealing other people’s fun. All due respect to the Arun



  12. Vinod says:

    And you were commenting on my driving? I drive well. Only those who came in my way were morons! First fall was my fault. I accept that. But the next was not mine. On lookers know the fact. :P
    Well wish you recover soon. Anyway we have only one more exam and its SQM. Just take rest.



  13. Vinod says:

    And who is this Sharad? MARC FAN CLUB???? When did this happen??? I wanna know more about this so that I can join :P



  14. Adithya says:

    Forget Marc fan club. Join the “RAGHA FAN CLUB”.



  15. sharad says:

    MR.Vinod marc has been a driving factor in the lives of youth’s in TN…i am one of them….who has benefited from his blogs…i dont mean to offend anyone…or please anyone
    just an encouragement to MARC Z!
    &
    MR. GEoRgE is that even worth mentioning ????



  16. sharad says:

    MR.Vinod marc has been a driving factor in the lives of youth’s in TN…i am one of them….who has benefited from his blogs…i dont mean to offend anyone…or please anyone
    just an encouragement to MARC Z!
    &
    MR. GEoRgE is that even worth mentioning ????
    now please dun ask y i posted tha same message twice!



  17. Vinod says:

    @ Sharad
    I just asked who are you Thats all. I never heard about you before from him. So thought of asking him about you. Well thanks for telling about you. I know that many get valuable information from Marc. I am one of them, though not through his blog but from him directly. I didn’t ask about you to offend you in any way. Sorry if it meant in that way.



  18. Marc Z says:

    Arun M, you mean sulfanilamide. The wound itself isn’t that bad; just hurts.

    George, you have enough crap in your system already.

    Arun, it was clean. I’m macho, not suicidal. And what are you talking about? How can Ragha get hurt to begin with?

    Vinod, one of the components of driving well is avoiding the other morons on the road. This time Libin was riding pillion so I didn’t have enough control.

    Update: It’s a hairline fracture. See next post.



  19. sharad says:

    hey…no problem….!COOL!



  20. sharad says:

    vinod…no probs dude…!its all cool!



  21. Arun says:

    Sharad, I take serious offense to you insulting George like that. I belong to George’s Fan Club. And who are you to say whether George’s name is worth mentioning?



  22. Karthik says:

    Sharab must be a really smartly written bot. By changing comments only so slightly, he/it manages to duplicate comments every single time. :P No offence of course.



  23. sharad says:

    ARUN hey i didnot say that his name is worth mentioning but i said that he asked me y a particular letter were typed is small and rest in big…so i asked him whether it was worth mentioning such a small detail…and i dun think anyone other than marc has registered fan clubs!
    karthik// yes i was writtern by paul aadaowI from texas!!



  24. Marc Z says:

    I don’t mind a fan club, provided they give me all their money.



  25. sharad says:

    marc:lolz



  26. bharath says:

    if u r hands r broken i would have been much more happier, because then only u stop posting abt me…..



  27. Vinod says:

    @ Sharad
    I didn’t lose ma temper. I was cool and I will be. There is no reason to lose your cool for something like this :D



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