Just Don’t Call The Police
http://www.hindu.com/2008/10/01/stories/2008100161851400.htm
In India, this is the order of people to contact in case of a problem or emergency.
1. Parents
2. Siblings
3. Relatives
4. Friends
5. Reporters/journalists
6. Neighbours
7. Acquaintances
8. Government employees (bribes)
9. Hooligans from nearby slums
10. Politicians
11. God
12. Auto drivers
13. Rowdies
14. Contract killers
15. Terrorists
16. Convicts
17. Mobsters
18. Police
In fact, it’s probably better to stop with mobsters and then simply give up.
Category: Society
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:56 am
Agreed about #18.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 pm
In the US, it’s either they are called first or they are already there even before you call them. And they are courteous too.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Really? Fuck man, that’s awesome. Fuck the police. And I have a pretty good reason to say that. First up against the wall.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
George, you didn’t know? Cops are people you can trust in, there.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
But here they’re assholes. How does that happen?
October 4th, 2008 at 6:41 am
George, The answer is “this is India” and sadly Bombay is in India as well
October 4th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Yes. Sadly.
October 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Man, Relatives should somewhere near contract killers.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Yes, here #18 is #1. Hmm.. that sounds nice.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
I would think friends and parents after that you are pretty much screwed.