Just Don’t Call The Police

http://www.hindu.com/2008/10/01/stories/2008100161851400.htm

In India, this is the order of people to contact in case of a problem or emergency.

1. Parents
2. Siblings
3. Relatives
4. Friends
5. Reporters/journalists
6. Neighbours
7. Acquaintances
8. Government employees (bribes)
9. Hooligans from nearby slums
10. Politicians
11. God
12. Auto drivers
13. Rowdies
14. Contract killers
15. Terrorists
16. Convicts
17. Mobsters
18. Police

In fact, it’s probably better to stop with mobsters and then simply give up.

Category: Society

10 Responses to “Just Don’t Call The Police”

  1. George says:

    Agreed about #18.



  2. Arun says:

    In the US, it’s either they are called first or they are already there even before you call them. And they are courteous too.



  3. George says:

    Really? Fuck man, that’s awesome. Fuck the police. And I have a pretty good reason to say that. First up against the wall.



  4. Marc says:

    George, you didn’t know? Cops are people you can trust in, there.



  5. George says:

    But here they’re assholes. How does that happen?



  6. Gowtham says:

    George, The answer is “this is India” and sadly Bombay is in India as well :lol:



  7. George says:

    Yes. Sadly.



  8. Vin says:

    Man, Relatives should somewhere near contract killers.



  9. Rachel says:

    Yes, here #18 is #1. Hmm.. that sounds nice.



  10. Adithya says:

    I would think friends and parents after that you are pretty much screwed.



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