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Age of Retards

Today I met a guy who was convinced Age of Empires was a realistic battle simulation.

This was his argument:

A Chinese swordsman unit can hit five times during which a Teutonic knight can hit two times. They have even implemented these calculations in the game!

Dumbass.

Category: Moron Alert

Posted: Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 11:58 pm.

8 Responses to “Age of Retards”

Sindhu says:
June 9th, 2009 at 12:14 am

Thought you were referring to the “age of innocence”, gave me hope that you would like classic romances…oh how I have been fooled.
George says:
June 9th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

I’m sure he had much to say about how priests could also stop chariots in their tracks simply by waving their hands.

That exploit was very useful once upon a time.
Marc says:
June 9th, 2009 at 11:12 pm

Sindhu, the day I start reading romance novels is the day I shut down this blog and hang myself.

George, apparently the term Age of Empires now refers to the latest installment of the series. When I told him that the Total War series was a realistic simulation he then made the statement I’ve posted above.
Arun M says:
June 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am

Dude.. You didn’t know? Its true. The elephant is about quarter as slow as a woad raider. Thats dead accurate!
Marc says:
June 16th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

And you can kill that moving elephant with a catapult. How realistic is that?
Vivek says:
June 26th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Teutonic knights have a HIGH attack rate compared to other units…so rate of attack doesnt matter!
Marc says:
June 26th, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Whatever you say.
Hari says:
June 27th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

@ Vivek: Wow! You da man!

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