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Veeraswamy – The Terror That Is TR

TR moodikittu illama indha padam vera edhuthu tholachirukaaru.

In case you didn’t understand what the hell that was all about here is Gowtham’s outraged summary:

analysing the scene

T.R’s sister is in love with some guy…
T.R gave vaaku to someone that he will get his sister to marry his son (wtf)
But then he realised that his sister is in love with another guy
So he gets his sister marry the guy whom she love (its ok)
Now the guy to whom he gave vaaku comes and ask, why he got his sister married to someother guy.

He dies, cos he was not able to keep up his vaaku (with that terrible sudden head turning, to make us realise that he is dead)

then mumtaj dies, since his husband died (The End)

Yep. Serious WTF. Sam Andersonuke potti. If there was a match between TR and Sam, who would win?

An Inspiration

It is said that Jeffery Archery was inspired by this:

Unrelated: Check out Gouthami. A welcome relief in that ghastly era of fat heroines.

Star Wars – The Clone Wars

Heads up. It’s back. Episode 11 is the most recent one.

Nobody Like You Halloween Special – WoW Machinima

Wow players will find this hilarious.

LotR LotR LotR

One of the best scenes from the LotR movie:

Link

The Cricket Song – Wilbur Sargunaraj

This is just awesome.

Let Them Come

Watch this and be amazed:

Vampire FAIL

A Digg comment sums it up:

Vampires suck blood, are deathly allergic to sunlight and aren’t real big fans of Catholicism.

The first rule of Vampire club is (after being bitten and subsequently dying, only to rise later as undead who can only keep his strength by drinking the blood of a live human being) is you don’t talk about feelings.
The second rule of Vampire club is you burn to a crisp in the sunlight. This is inarguable. This is the reason vampires hang out at night and are generally creepy dudes.

The third rule of vampire club is you do not give piggy-back rides. No I have not seen the Twilight movie, but I saw a clip of the main vampire giving a piggy back ride while running 90 miles per hour up a mountain. This is just wrong in ways that defy imagination.

Vampires are not simpering pussies. Vampires are heartless killing machines who treat humans as cattle.

Transporter – Review

The Transporter
Non-existent plot. Shu Qi is the only redeeming feature. Skip it.

Transporter 2
The plot seems to exist only as an excuse to get the lead character to fight people. I liked the fight scenes and the freaky homicidal chick. The movie had a bit of style and the music wasn’t too bad either. Watchable.

Transporter 3
Better than the first two movies. Entertaining but nothing new. Natalya Rudakova seems an odd choice for female lead but is a welcome departure from the usual formula. I’d say watch it.

Verdict
The Transporter movies are generic action movies that could have been much more.

THIS IS THE MASK!

I…gotcha with my winning smile, I’m a living lesson in flare and style. You just can’t help but stare at my sacrilflare. I’m new bo-decko, roman grecko, or coco, beroco, bebop,uh- hip-hop, uh- flip-flop.SOMEBODY STOP ME! Pretty, veridian faces like mine! Don’t come a dime a dozen, I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD! Babe when they made me, uh- they broke a mold. Wholesome and kind and state of refine .TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND!

Aaaa…rch Villians and Ne’er-do- wells, had better learn to decorate prison cells. Green goes with anything if they ask, see? Well, there’s one last thing I got to sing about. Open up wide and really shout. OHHHH..LOOK OUT!!! THIS IS “THE MASK”! SSSSMOKIN’!!!

I’m so glad I had this growing up. One of the best cartoons at that time.